Add a Punchline to Our Gift Return Cartoon

If you've got wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized print.

Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your south suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!

At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.

Congratulations to Ron Szwajkowski, who provided the winning punchline to last week's Rudolph and Santa comic:

I thought I saw Blitzens collar in the trash when we pulled up

Oak Lawn Lifer December 27, 2012 at 02:16 PM
I like to return this Beef Jerky Hat after I unwedge my dog from my head
bill.hogan@gmail.com December 27, 2012 at 05:57 PM
This sweater...it's really not my color.
BEATING JJN AT NFL PICKS December 28, 2012 at 12:24 AM
I would have returned the matching underwear, but I was afraid I'd offend everyone!
Jim tatlock January 02, 2013 at 03:35 AM
I'm sorry Rover but your human has way too much wear, so you are not able to return him. Try the second hand store down the street.
Frank DeVries January 04, 2013 at 12:37 PM
I wanted a head warmer not a head hunter


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